I was going into Vons today when some random creeper started calling out to me. I didn’t bother to turn around because I got so scared, so I flipped him off and ran to the store scared shitless and holding my guard up. I get home, and I check my facebook to see a message from my old high school Spanish teacher saying that he was the one calling me and even said, “Thanks for the wave.” Lovely story to tell his current classes, eh. FML.